just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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