And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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