I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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