I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
