I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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