But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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