pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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