Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Randomize
