susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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