I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
no you cant smoke seaweed
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
