careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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