His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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