Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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