I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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