the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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