I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
This house was built for laser tag.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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