Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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