GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
