i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
