OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
