Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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