somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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