A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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