come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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