I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You don't make any sense
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