U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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