East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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