then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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