I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's never too late to be topless.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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