I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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