Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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