Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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