I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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