rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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