if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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