I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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