I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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