you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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