I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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