No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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