I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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