i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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