And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
