I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
As shirtless as possible
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
How naked do you want me to be?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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