i don't plan on having that self control this summer
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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