return my video game
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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