How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize
