Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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