at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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