What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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