come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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