so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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